The Gambling nation of of Southern state of Carlodian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dante with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.911 billion Carlodianian Southern side are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ザンジ・セラ. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Carlodianian Southern side economy, worth 126 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,343 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern state of Carlodian's national animal is the Coronto, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Southern state of Carlodian is ranked 250,786^th in the world and 175^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.